Friday, November 28, 2008

WaH!d + n!sA daTanG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeayyyy...........

dak dua orang nio akhirnye datang gak..........
x sia sia aku ayat diorang............ tapi aku tgh keje........... xble nak cuci mate same2............
kejap je datang.......... makan2 pastu balik........ suh tdo puchong tamau.......... hish............... .
kan da termasin mulot aku........... hihi sowi nisa

Monday, November 24, 2008

Who Say Our English Is Not Good ?

Who Say Our English Is Teruk Just See Below .
It's so simple,short, concise, straight-to- the-point, effective etc...

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

Britons: Hey, put your wa llet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

Britons: Err. Tom. I have to stop you there. I understand where are you coming from, but I really have to disagree with what u said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

Britons: We seem to be a little bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die la!!!

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that?

Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here let me show you..
Malaysians: Like that also duno how to do..

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Chilaka you!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

How To Overcome Tiredness?

I think that every person faced such situations when you didn't do anything and still felt awful tiredness. You don't want to move, speak and it's even difficult to watch TV. You feel that your energy just disappeared.

My ideas and advices are for you if you often had such situations. You don't need any medicines, the only thing you need is your willingness to overcome tiredness. You need to keep those 5 rules to live without tiredness:

1. Never forget to have breakfast. Your metabolism will slow down and you feel tired if you didn't eat good breakfast with such products as yogurt, cheese and bread. Take fruits to your work if you don't have time for breakfast at home.

2. Drink more often and more. Slackness and tiredness can be caused by the dehydration of your organism. That's why you need to drink sufficient amount of liquid. It can be mineral water, juices or green tea. Coffee remains the traditional energetic drink. This recipe is especially useful: puree one banana and add 0.04 gallon orange juice, 2 tablespoons lemon juice and spoon syrup.

3. Go to sleep if you want to. Everybody knows that the best way to rest is to sleep well. Our mood, memory and even sells regeneration depends on sleeping. Ideally a person needs 8 hours of sleep per day, otherwise your organism will glitch. Sedatives will help if you want to sleep and cannot fall asleep. For example, warm bath with lavender essential oil is a good way to relax and fall asleep.

4. Jump if you're really tired. Just switch on music and dance. If it's really hard for you to do this, it means that it will be really good for you. Overpower yourself and go on actively moving.

5. Let joy to be in your life. Stresses and disappointments destructively influence your energy potential. It's impossible to avoid stresses but you can disconnect from situations where you cannot change anything. Try to spend your time with positive people. Say "NO" to everything that distresses you and let joy to come to your life.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Women In Your Life - Please Appreciate Her!

The woman in your life... very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this... ...

Please appreciate "HER"

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tips For An Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life

1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

3.) Always pray and make time to exercise.

4.) Spend more time with people over the age of 70 And under the age of Six.

5.) Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants And eat less foods that are manufactured in Plants.

6.) Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

7.) Try to make at least three people smile each day.

8.) Clear your clutter from your house, car, desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

9.) Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead, Invest your energy in the positive present moment.

10.) Realize that life is a school and you are here To learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum
That appear and fade away like algebra class ... ... .but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

11.) Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a layman And dinner like a begger .

12.) Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

13.) Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

14.) Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

15.) You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

16.) Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

17.) Don't compare your life to others'. You have no Idea what their journey is all about.

18.) Ladies - Go on and burn those 'special' scented Candles, use the 600 thread count sheets, the good
China and wear fancy clothes now. Stop waiting for a special occasion. Every day is special.

19.) No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

20.) Frame every so-called disaster with these Words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

21.) Forgive everyone for everything.

22.) What other people think of you is none of your Business.

23.) Time heals almost everything. Give time, time!

24.) However good or bad a situation is, it will Change.

25.) Your job won't take care of you when you are Sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch with them.

26.) Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

27.) Envy is a waste of time. You already have all You need. God provides, remember?!

28.) The best is yet to come.

29.) No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

30.) Do the right thing!

31.) Call your family often.

32.) Each night before you go to bed complete the Following statements:
'I am thankful for __________.'

Today I accomplished _________.

33.) Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

34.) Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast
Pass. You only have one ride through life so make The most of it and enjoy the ride.

LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH. LIFE'S A gift. that's why it's called PRESENT ... UNWRAP IT! Have a Blessed day. Please share with friends!

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

wut shuld i du?

aku nak wat ape ni???
nak keje?
nak benti?
balik kg ?
aku keliru.................
sangat konpius.....
bawalah aku ke jalan yg lurus.....


minggu ni aku tersangat la malas nak pi keje.... bangun da awal tp dok temenung depan pokok bunge br beli.... *** wink**** da abes 2 jam temenung depan tu, br nak mandi.... tgk2 da pkl 10.30.... ooppppssss..... lewat lagi masuk keje.... iron baju, tudung, suar ...... bla bla bla.......... da pkol 11.... sampai opis pkl 11.30...... incik bos panggil masuk bilek.....
"siti, why so late today?? lately owiz late.........." eekkekee tau ponn.... nape br tanye??
:P.... tau aku jawab ape?? " dunno la, cant wake up, lazy, dun wan to work dy," jujur x aku?? ahahahaha.... waargghhhh .... kah kah kah..... uhuk uhuk..... hehe...... :D
then die ckp " u stress siti? now is bad time.... patient a bit." PATIENT????
aku da btol2 malas ekcelii.....

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

it's s*&k

aku xmo keje sini lagi............

Holiday wit lil sis

ponteng keje ari ahad........
ajak adek2ku pi cuci mate..... kuar umah kul 6.30.... haha semangat sume siap bawak bekal mee goreng ngan sandwich..... sampat RnR benti tapau dunkin donut lagik... hiihii........ then sambung journey... benti kat lata jap.. amek gamba cket....... then proceed ke brinchang..... jalan sane... jalan sini.... benti sane... singgah sini........ sampai le petang.....
then pegi ladang boh... tgk2 factory die..... sempat skodeng diorang process teh....
posing2 lagi skali then balik......... and.....
taraaaaa............... nilah hasil nye...............